this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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HF won't dissolve a body but if you work with it you'll probably become the next one.
Yeah well I might not know how to turn gay, but I know what piranha compound is.
Not with that attitude you don’t.
I've done my due diligence there, guys aren't hot and my prostate won't do the thing. It's fucked up, but we can't help how we're born. 🤷♂️
To be fair, a lot of stuff like this is intentionally wrong for people potentially like in the OP but not being ironic. Like a chip of fulminated mercury blowing up a building but somehow not touching off the rest of the bag; though the rest of the bag may have just been actual meth.