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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah well I might not know how to turn gay, but I know what piranha compound is.

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I might not know how to turn gay

Not with that attitude you don’t.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago

I've done my due diligence there, guys aren't hot and my prostate won't do the thing. It's fucked up, but we can't help how we're born. 🤷‍♂️