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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] rimu@piefed.social 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do you think the conspiracy nuts will react if this bill becomes law and then there are just as many contrails in the sky as before?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Considering how stupid those who want this are, they'll just go oh see, they stopped doing chemicals in the trails now!. Or 50/50 chance want all jet planes banned 🤷

Accurate representation of those wanting this

[–] rimu@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Sadly they'll just think it's the federal govt doing the spraying that's why they ignore state laws.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

Depends. How gay are the frogs?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be pretty funny if that makes those people snap and they end up being the ones to drag Trump and his cronies into the street and tear him apart like zombies.

Though they’d likely all just be shot to death while trying, which I guess maybe win-win?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

what and shoot his very fine voters?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean... He's said it himself. He doesn't really need them anymore.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

oh yeah. They're totally getting shot.

leopards and faces and stuffs.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well a key trait of all right wingers is stabbing each other in the back when it benefits themselves directly so they’d just claim they were woke trans terrorists after they shot the lot of them.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

sorry. maybe should have but a /s tag on that.

Trump would totally have them shot if he felt he'd thought he'd make a quick buck.