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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be pretty funny if that makes those people snap and they end up being the ones to drag Trump and his cronies into the street and tear him apart like zombies.

Though they’d likely all just be shot to death while trying, which I guess maybe win-win?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what and shoot his very fine voters?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean... He's said it himself. He doesn't really need them anymore.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

oh yeah. They're totally getting shot.

leopards and faces and stuffs.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well a key trait of all right wingers is stabbing each other in the back when it benefits themselves directly so they’d just claim they were woke trans terrorists after they shot the lot of them.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

sorry. maybe should have but a /s tag on that.

Trump would totally have them shot if he felt he'd thought he'd make a quick buck.