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Is only salmon acceptable? I have a cheaper source from another animal, also cladistically a fish.
Asking for a friend ...
I need to make a"cladistically a fish" shirt.
Hank Green would like to know your location
Biologists have been saying it far longer than him!
The shirt: https://store.dftba.com/products/hank-green-we-never-left-the-water-shirt ?
And here we're afforded a rare treat, to observe the elusive trouser trout in its native habitat.
shark??
The active ingredient is DNA, which they could get from any plant far easier without smelling like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagine.
If your friend waits a few hours, it should smell kinda like salmon....