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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 112 points 2 days ago (2 children)

CIA even has a manual for this, google CIA Simple Sabotage

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 118 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Act stupid

I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

[–] Janx@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago

 Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion

Me too!

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And you didn't even know it!

😉

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's not an act for me.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

And all I've got to do is act naturally...

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

Act stupid

Be as irritable as possible without getting yourself into trouble.

I was going to joke that Lieutenant Columbo was fighting fascism, but then I realized that his suspects were mostly wealthy assholes, and so that's really not far off the mark.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

cry and sob hysterically

See Dad, I knew my crippling depression would be useful someday and your assertion I should "just get over it" might have got me killed.

"cry and sob hysterically at every occasion"

That's literally my elementary school years lol, I cried so much kids called me a "crybaby"

I didn't know I was sabotaging school 💀

[–] prex@aussie.zone 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

cry and sob hysterically at every occasion.

Is this supposed to be something im not doing already?