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[–] WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if you're being facetious, but it's their entire personalities and all they talk about... In my experience, in general. No offense to pilots who don't do this. How people describe marathon runners and vegans.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I use Arch, by the way.

(I don't, I used Debian. It just fit.)

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I was trying to set you up for the punch line, but this works too, lol.