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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago

Sounds like a plot from a cheap comedy.

[–] Quexotic 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wow. Terrible experience but she just won the lottery, that lawsuit will allow her to retire comfortably.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I train guide dog puppies. From the moment they start training they are legally guide dogs. When they are with me, I'm considered legally blind. In this country, denying entrance into a public/commercial space carries a minimum 6.000€ fine. Judges can go up 5 figures.

[–] toad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Validism is real

[–] jimothysupreme@lemmy.org 57 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

They also kicked off the blind lady for refusing to see reason.

[–] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The security officer must have been one-eyed.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Additionally, they removed a passenger for having poor taste. Getting his tongue cut out at a young age was a bit hard for him to explain.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

To be fair, she was the pilot.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did you hear about the dog with the amputated nose?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 258 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

The footage, posted by TikTok user legallyswiftie13, captures a tense exchange between airline staff and passengers on the plane as the woman explains she is deaf and had already noted the accommodation on her ticket.

Frontier Airlines says passengers who are deaf or hard of hearing can request assistance either during booking or through the airline’s “Manage Trips” tool.

According to the airline’s assistance page, crew members can work with travelers to, “establish a way to share important flight information,” once they are on board.

The passenger, who is visibly emotional in the video, repeatedly says she is willing to comply, but feels humiliated by the situation.

“I didn’t do anything wrong,” she says in the clip while gathering her belongings.

The U.S. Department of Transportation’s Air Traveler Disability Bill of Rights states that airline staff who interact with passengers must be trained to recognize and accommodate the needs of people with disabilities.

Lawsuit incoming. Or expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 59 points 19 hours ago

Lawsuit incoming. Or expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

That's literally on their to-do list, aka Project 2025.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 20 points 17 hours ago

expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

This feels likely.

[–] CubitOom 146 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Accommodating people with disabilities is "woke".

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 73 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

In the footage, a gate agent appears to advocate for the passenger while the flight crew insists she must leave aircraft.

Pretty sure I’d get up and walk off the plane. Not sure I wanna be on that flight with that flight crew.

Not sure what these douche bags were thinking. Great advertisement to NOT fly Frontier though.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Frontier is the Spirit of budget airlines lol

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (12 children)

I'm a pilot (not commercial) and if you're still flying Frontier then that is kind of on you.

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