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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a pilot (not commercial) and if you're still flying Frontier then that is kind of on you.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

If you go to a party, how will you know which person is a pilot?

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

If they don't flat out tell you, it's usually the drunkest one there

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

“They’ll tell you”

[–] WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if you're being facetious, but it's their entire personalities and all they talk about... In my experience, in general. No offense to pilots who don't do this. How people describe marathon runners and vegans.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

I use Arch, by the way.

(I don't, I used Debian. It just fit.)

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I was trying to set you up for the punch line, but this works too, lol.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t fly often… like maybe once every few years. And when I do my boss usually books the flight since It’s work related and it’s usually American or Southwest.

Is Frontier that bad?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes. The last time i flew Frontier they had such a long delay it would have been faster to walk. No that is not an exaggeration.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have to ask what the flight was

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Slc to smf. Detour in Denver, delayed 12 hours, got into a different flight to oak instead of smf, delayed another 6 hours.

I am ungenerous with my accounting, but I can make it on foot from oak to smf in 18 hours and that's what I'm counting (it's just under 100 miles, I am assuming I will die the next day like all ultra marathon folk)

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 18 hours ago

It is a low cost airline like Spirit.

So yes.