If Dear Leader kicks the bucket due to health issues, which is very likely...
This is what we said after 2020, and here we are.
I know the reaper will show up for him someday. I was hoping he'd keel over at the parade today, but so far I've heard nothing along those lines.
But Billy Joel seems to be right: Only the good die young.
For a while, that parent.com article comes across as the pajamas spontaneously igniting, but it sounds like what actually happened was that the burned kids got ahold of matches, a lighter, a candle, or another flame.
I've never heard this before. Clothing that doesn't burn well seems like a good idea, in general.