limelight79

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For a while, that parent.com article comes across as the pajamas spontaneously igniting, but it sounds like what actually happened was that the burned kids got ahold of matches, a lighter, a candle, or another flame.

I've never heard this before. Clothing that doesn't burn well seems like a good idea, in general.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If Dear Leader kicks the bucket due to health issues, which is very likely...

This is what we said after 2020, and here we are.

I know the reaper will show up for him someday. I was hoping he'd keel over at the parade today, but so far I've heard nothing along those lines.

But Billy Joel seems to be right: Only the good die young.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

My in-laws' dog tripped me a few years ago - I had her and our dog in their backyard, trying to get them to play and work off some energy. I started to run, because that always gets my dog going, and their dog ran in front of me. She's a large dog, maybe 50 lbs.

I somehow kept myself upright, but I rammed my elbow into my own ribs in the process. It hurt for weeks!

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

This is so absurd, but I love it.

Of course I'm standing in our garage watching a thunderstorm that just flooded our basement, with more storm on the way, so maybe it's just stress.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is an incredible series. 3 or 4 games in overtime...

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

AI: "I know you typed cp, but I'm sure you meant rm..."

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I don't go to social media because I want to hear what AI says. I'm here for the conversation with other humans.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe the Klingons felt they needed a devil after hearing about the concept from humans.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Two of our cats and the dog would be easy to save. But the third cat is really skittish and would hide under the bed instead of being rescued. :(

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They settled with the family of that woman that disobeyed a direct lawfully given order from a cop, to the tune of millions of dollars.

So, yes, they absolutely will pay them. In fact, this is a "legal" way for the government to fund them.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Airlines should stop flying to or over these states, to comply with the law.

 

Please tell me someone else is watching this.

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