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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah. Wednesday and Saturday.

I worked as a telemarketer from midnight to 8am as one of the jobs and the days I had off were sleep in the middle of the week and so I could have Friday nights to hang with friends.

Definitely do not recommend it, I cried a lot at that time and the lack of sleep was not good and I think it left me with permanent insomnia.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Damn that's nuts. I worked 96 hours a week (5 8 hour shifts at one job and 7 8 hour shifts at another) for a while when I was younger and I was only sleeping 2-3 hours a day on the five overlap days. That wasn't sustainable at all and burned me out in six months or so. Clearly you were doing even more, I'm shocked you lived. I hope things are better for you now.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 37 minutes ago

I could only last qbout 8 months doing it all. I kinda didnt survive it. Really changed who I was yet again in my life. But yeah I just got on a boat and sailed away from it all. Worked somewhere that gave me food housing and a routine till I could get better and I would say I am and things are. Thank you. Fuck lack of sleep.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I was a teenager when internet chat rooms were first invented.

I have insomnia now, yeah. Oops...

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 2 hours ago

I am on the fence as to whether it was better to get paid to fuck up my sleep schedule or to have done it for the thrill of the AOL.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, did you ever have a heart attack, or severe accident?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Anxiety attacks and shortness of breath but nope, no heart attacks. Also horrible depression kicked in at some point.

Did get in lots of physical accidents which I partially attribute to the tiredness. After 8 months of that I quit as a christmas present to myself after almost drowning in a bathtub.