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Anon makes some changes (infosec.pub)

submitted 17 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 70 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.

[–] gurty@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…

Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 16 hours ago

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 14 hours ago

Speaking from experience

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone