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[โ€“] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[โ€“] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.