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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard (infosec.pub)
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[–] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 2 hours ago

blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

[–] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 1 points 1 hour ago

@HootinNHollerin πŸ˜…

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 3 hours ago

I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Grab β€˜em by the dog face