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Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

no, nothing is worse than badminton. besides maybe that speedwalking shit

[–] Revolver1864@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago

Hey it did give us the Black Cocks NZ badminton team in 2004

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Clearly you have not pickled the balls

But yes, speedwalking is worse than that

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

wait, just remembered that cup stacking bullshit that got forced on everyone for awhile that shit was even dumber

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody was forced to stack those cups, either.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

definitely got pushed from down top, nobody would willingly stack cups for "sport" otherwise