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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. (www.nytimes.com)

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The NYT was roundly mocked for the original headline and has now changed it to

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

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[–] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says...

Well, I feel safe in knowing that my life and property is in secure and competent hands 🫤