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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I keep thinking about that guy that had to shutter his political career because of one awkward yell at a campaign rally. Or Al Franken. How did we get from there to here?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 hours ago

Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH

Fucking classic

Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “

Or something like that.

I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.

So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.

We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren't merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs

He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear

He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they're hoping that they'll get to hurt them too

And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It was a different time back then.