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[–] protist@retrofed.com 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Nature is fucked up. Bedbugs mate via "traumatic insemination," where the male stabs the female in the gut with his reproductive organ and injects sperm straight into her body. And we all know about ducks...

Crazy shit evolves.

[–] morto@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Evolution only favors continuity, not well-being, and that's why we should stop glorifying it

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of the loop on these ducks, are we talking about the duck rape?

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably the evolutionary arms race between rapey males and females. Males have long corkscrew penises that inflate rapidly during copulation to fill the tract of the female. Females, what with their desire to choose mates and all, have evolved corkscrew vaginal tracts with dead ends and stuff that spirals in the opposite direction. Forced mating frequently ends without insemination, as a result.

I am genuinely unsure of the mechanism by which successful mating actually happens, considering the anatomical arms race and all (maybe it’s like dolphins, which have a similar problem. Female dolphins have a false vagina and can choose where the male’s sperm goes by changing her tail position), but they seem to be able to reproduce, so it is what it is, and I’m not super keen to look it up at the moment.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fyi, I'm pretty sure the duck rape thing is specific to mallards. But I'm not an ornithologist

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not read up on current bird law either

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Have you talked to Charlie Day about it? He can probably help you out

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That is wild lol thanks for sharing

[–] GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I assume they are talking about the spiraled reproductive organs

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Literal needle dick

Evolution cna be just a strange fucking arms race.