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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 63 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I don't understand what he wants the pedestrian to do. Not cross at all? Wait until there's no traffic?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Clearly, the pedestrian should get a car, and OP just happens to work at a used car lot.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well he's a blockchain guy so maybe he wants everyone to rent or lease used cars via some DeFi car lending app.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

And when everybody's driving they'll complain there is too much traffic and the roads are now clogged.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

But if they move in a J formation, they won't successfully cross the street

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I see people press the button and wait when there's clearly no traffic.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

Well, if there's a pedestrian traffic light, that's the legal thing to do

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that's what I've been teaching to my kid, maybe I'm wrong?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Press button, stay in the lines, if worried about success of your personal injury suit :)

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You don't get hit if you don't expect cars to stop. It's safer to go on the red.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think he just wants pedestrians to just not exist at all or maybe die trying to cross while traffic is flowing.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing he wanted the person to wait until it changes for the cars or something