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JD Vance Says You Should Be Grateful Gas Prices Aren’t Even Higher (newrepublic.com)

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Translation: "we've almost exhausted the strategic oil reserves. Get ready for gas to triple."

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 57 minutes ago

Technically, paying 3X for gas should raise GDP.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

"You ain't seen nothing yet!"