"Not much is known about Generalleutnant Fritz von Kraut. We know he was a brave and competent military commander, but we don't know about his political beliefs or his attitude towards national socialism."

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fritz von Kraut

I refuse to believe this is a real man

I believe wholeheartedly that he was a Nazi, but one ala Colonel Klink

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I could not remember what they said the guy's name was and substituted a joke that I hoped was obvious

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am high as shit at the moment, so forgive me and my chicanery

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Colonel Evil von Machinegunhands

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

general Pretzelwaffen der Schnitzelstoffen

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Well, I have a name for my line of German chain restaurants now

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

He clearly got out of it by shouting "I know nothing! I see nothing!" when being on trial in The Hague.