Had some less than protected sex and did not pull out in time 
I am not very smart and have very little self control, picked up some plan b but i live in a anti abortion state so im stressin i tell ya hwat. Just had to vent on the interwebs
Idk why i do this to myself but as a wise man once said, "we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo"
You're not supposed to use your wallet since they are likely to wear out and break when you need them.
Oh shit okay, noted