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Fucking hurry up I want to pinch them cheeks

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it needs to hurry the fuck up

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eh, invertebrates kinda suck. It should slow down (based entirely on my ignorant ass opinions).

Like who wants to be a loser with an outside skeleton? Oh no I broke a bone, my entire carapace is now compromised.

Like, I know you know more about nature than me, so correct me if I’m wrong. My current knowledge is deeply biased against eco skeletons. Is that stupid? Should I become crab pilled?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tired: Break a bone and now you're filled with shards and maybe have to get surgery to fix it because you didn't get enough calcium or some weak shit.

Wired: Break a claw? Rip that fucker off and regrow a bigger one. Then go gorge your crab stomach on some dipshit ape that thought they could explore the ocean in a glorified soda can.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, entire ecosystems (all ecosystems?) will fall apart without invertebrates due to their role as pollinators and detritivores.

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

invertebrates are a great bunch of lads