Yeah and while it would be very visually funny to watch me do it, I'm not about to do this in the US where as far as my outside perspective is concerned, i would die instantly

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

well it's America so obviously your rainbow speedo would need to have a belly band holster belt holding up your shiny chrome FREEDOM EQUALIZER .45 AARP caliber sidearm

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I try to do a bit in America and am instantly shot dozens of times from multiple angles

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's Idaho, so you're probably surrounded by neo-Nazis and Klansmen as soon as you set foot in the bar

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mormons too, but maybe that’s redundant

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And an unhealthy smattering of Witnesses to boot

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't trust any movement that intentionally mispronounces their name and claims to have divine knowledge.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I just want to see turf wars erupt between Mormons and JWs going door-to-door in the same neighborhood.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

oh man now I'm imagining bib overalls with buttons up the sides of the legs like those rip-off trainer pants