My chest hair isn't glorious enough.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Notice we never saw him topless again after the beard...
Hair has to come from somewhere. When I started growing it on my face it stopped coming out from the top of my head.
That's called "The Sisko".
Is it possible to learn this power? I'd like to have some hair moved.
I can count the number of chest hairs I have .... I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple ... I call him Larry
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Mango, we've had some complaints. We don't care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It's not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There's demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It's madness... OMG can I ask you something personal...
- Director of HR
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Local authorities.
General public
I can't get my leg over the back of a chair.
A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80's are gone.
The fact they don't sell clothing like this.
just make it out of some leftover xmas wrapping paper
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I just don’t have that Riker swag.
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin .... and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I'm Indigenous and there's a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
I'm not Riker.
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
My nipple would get chilly
Just squeeze them periodically .... or get someone else to do it for you
*It
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
Out of respect for everyone else's sanity.
Shame
My wife
Not being ruled by dominant women. (🤤)
Work policy
If you dress like that and got that amount of swagger, you're not getting anything done. There's gonna be various holes with various levels of suction attempting to attach to you all the live long day.
I got shit to do and am not ready for that lifestyle.
Gotta save some wonders for the future.
Looks like it would slip off my shoulder
It would! That's why they use tape/glue to keep it in place.
I’m from the 20th century and clothes this cool haven't been available yet.
Self awareness
I have that chest hair but the pasty pudgy skin does not show it off like Riker
Tape. That thing only stays open with tape.
Moobs.
nudism
I know logically that this word is pronounced like nood-ism but my brain always reads it like the word Judaism. Noodiasm
Gumption
winter
Honestly though. I love the variety of clothing available for people who identify as women. It makes me sad that Americans who identify as men don't have anything near that variety or glamour
I'm a teacher.
My beard.
Blue isnt my color
I'd get irritated if it slid off of either shoulder
Otherwise yeah fuck it hook me up
I'm good with a t shirt and jeans thanks
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