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[–] ech@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Snakes on a -

✕ Plane

✓ Train

✕ Automobile

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  • Boat

  • Rocket

  • Submarine

  • Space Station

  • Planet

  • Brain

There are many, many movies still to be made.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget:

  • McClane

The Die-Hard crossover

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Snakes on a McClane?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I would actually be all for having snakes fighting monkeys on the Monday to Friday train. Certainly would be much more entertaining going to and from work.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You say that until you have to watch a snake slowly eat the monkey, then it becomes awkward.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Only if the monkey stops fighting.

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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what that is in Japanese slang

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only it was a plane they'd have known what to do...

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 years ago

The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?

The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Be the water bottle.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train .... has melons

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Holy shit the "don't use your snake to keep the door open" sign was there for a reason?!?!

I'll try to remember to link the picture I took of it here when I get home from work, that's a real thing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn it, I was wondering where I'd left Larry. Sorry everyone.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I'm on the bullet train!

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ!

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Too damn sultry on the platform.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev -1 points 2 years ago

An absolute gift to headline writers.