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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“My cybertruck wouldn’t stop as I mowed through pedestrians until I wrapped around a telephone pole. The doctors say I may never walk again. Still love the truck, though.”

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

my-hero : and the next time you talk smack, it'll be a gas station not a telephone poll

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Holy shit, the problem occurred because of

“An unapproved change introduced lubricant (soap) to aid in the component assembly of the pad onto the accelerator pedal. Residual lubricant reduced the retention of the pad to the pedal,” the NHTSA wrote in the recall document.

They got Dawn all over the pad. Extremely unserious car company.

[–] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

literally exactly what boeing was doing too lol (though not the worst of it)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Boeing type manufacturing process.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

They lubricated the pedals? Did they oil the brakes too?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was listening to some YT clips from The Majority Report talking about how shitty these are.

I was completely unaware that washing the vehicle with water could 1) void the warranty and 2) brick the vehicle.

I was completely unaware and in awe of the silliness of also learning that tinting the glass can also void warranties for certain parts of the cybertruck.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was completely unaware that washing the vehicle with water could 1) void the warranty and 2) brick the vehicle.

problem is that this was a known issue with the dolorean, how do they make this mistake again?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least the Delorean was cool. Might be worth pulling that out once or twice a year if you're a car person.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The DeLorean was a total failure that nobody wanted with panel gaps out the ass and quality assurance issues, until the CEO got arrested. So...you know, here's hoping the cybertruck becomes cool.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The Cybertruck is ugly though. Im nit saying the Delorean is a good car made by good people. Just that it looks neat. If you're the type of person to keep an extra car just for show and baby it, there's a point to the Delorean. The Tesla truck is only good as a museum of curiosity discussion piece that will be k iwn only for how rare it is to find a well kept one

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Im betting the only thing musk knows about the delorean is what he learned watching Back to the Future

Edit: i got interested in the delorean after commenting and saw it was also stainless steel, and also had a recall involving sticking accelerators. Heh.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The issue with the Delorean was a bit more complex than the accelerator pedal slipping off, sliding forward and locking at full throttle:

It was discovered that rain water would run into the cable sheath due to the openings in the engine cover, and collect at the lowest point of the jacket and freeze there when the temperature dropped.

If you happen to have this happen, you'll note that you can't press the throttle pedal without a lot of effort. If you insist and press harder, you will either bend the throttle linkage or pull the cable through the ice and then it will lock at something more than the normal idle speed, often full throttle! In this event you will need to thaw out the frozen cable. This can be done by either parking the car in a warm garage, waiting for spring, or (assuming you have not jammed the throttle open) allowing the engine to idle with the heat on full and the doors closed, for as much as an hour. The frozen part of the cable is actually inside the console area of the car and will thaw out if the car interior is warm.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why would cold water brick the truck?

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You notice how the truck is silver? that's because it's made of stainless steel and it doesn't have a protective coat or paint on it, something that is expected to be on a car

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

soviet-hmm Perhaps we could paint the car with silver metallic paint, and make the body from standard automotive materials?

agony-yehaw No way, it's gotta be stainless steel for reasons. Now pass me my ketamine, it's therapeutic I swear!

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not cold water specifically--just water. The waterproofing on the electronics is uneven (especially on earlier models). It has a "car wash mode" (lol) that is supposed to lock all that down, but some Teslas have been bricked by just driving in the rain. Also, the water seems to rust the stainless steel body. As I've said before, it seems like it was engineered for California weather and they never considered that people might drive it in other climates.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

especially on earlier models

They've only shipped 3800! They're all "earlier models"!

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Fantastic point.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not water proof, so rain has a chance of frying some of the electronics.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

let's be fair with Tesla, being impossible to drive in the rain has always been a problem for cars in general, as we all know

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Gonna guess Elon lives in LA

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i expected this be an enormous shitshow ever since it was announced but I have to admit elon really exceeded my expectations

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I expected like, early model 3 bad, not "make the 737Max look like a Toyota Hilux" bad.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A pedal that falls apart really, just.. feels like failing at production step 1 of making a car.

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

They also failed at production step 0: make the car not look like a five-year-old's drawing

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

not just falls apart, wedges and sticks the throttle all the way open

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve seen Tesla’s next innovative and revolutionary car model and I can safely say that the company will be back on its feet very soon

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

id get the homer anyday over a tesla

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But how will me and my family die in a firey and preventable crash without my expensive suicide cart?

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lock yourself in the car and drown?

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Yes but the Tesla automates that process

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Gonna be an uphill battle to fix, uh, everything else

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago

Take it out of the bonus he wants to give himself, maybe?

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Concerning.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I can't believe they sold that many honestly. I figured there were only a few hundred of these death traps on the road.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I edited it to a less flaky proxitok mirror