badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
thinking man big brain pose that every president needs a picture of to assure everyone that they are in fact cognizant of their surroundings
This post is an insult to tokers everywhere
It's funny because all the people I've met in my life that have been weed smokers are all reactionary hot couch guys aka all the men in my life.
You need to get the fuck out of wherever you are, comrade; that fucking sucks
:yea:
I know a lot of cool weed smokers now but all the ones I grew up with were deeply unserious reactionary hot couch guys lazily regurgitating the simplest power serving solutions to complex problems while acting like they’re philosophers.
Dang Arthur, I didn't know you like to get wet!
Those small white girls are very dangerous
The protests are inconsequential and these kids don’t understand the real world they’re just wasting everyone’s time
Also it’s very important they are put down as quickly and violently as possible
"What did your dealer say this strain was called?"
"MK Ultron"
My dad is kind of like this, except he also hates the government and wants universal income. What if I start poking at his internal contradictions? What if I tell him about China being based???