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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/27/israel-defence-forces-most-moral-soldiers-in-the-world/
Just when coverage of Israel in much of the broadcast media couldn’t seem any more spiteful and misleading – the slippage into the mainstream of slurs like “genocide” and “famine”, for instance, neither of which are remotely accurate descriptions for what is going on in Gaza – a story breaks that destroys all my remaining confidence that such outlets will cover the war impartially.
This person should be executed
Calling genocide a slur, fucking unbelievable ridiculous disgusting ghoul
slurs like famine and genocide
Oh really?
Genocide is a slur now apparently? That's neat. Just like Biden killed the me too movement I guess this genocide is going to kill the word genocide?
In this house we believe that...
-Genocide is a slur
-Antizionism is the worst Antisemitism
-Facsism is preferable to Communism
-Housing is for those that can afford it (no handouts)
And it’s not just theoretical: the IDF’s morality is seen in its actions. It is currently trying to dismantle probably the most extensive, cunning terrorist infrastructure ever known, one that is highly likely to have been built with the help of hundreds of millions of Western taxpayer money, UN and other “aid” funds. Hamas operates via an outstandingly well-constructed tunnel network bigger than the whole London Underground.
God that first sentence. What an unserious person.
Hamas’s whole strategy revolves around using civilian shields and as many brutal tricks as possible, such as those that have resulted in IDF soldiers firing on their own and on aid workers.
No, she doesn't explain how they were tricked into shooting aid workers or themselves.
But according to one analysis earlier this year, even if we accept the terror group’s statistics, for every Hamas combatant eliminated, approximately 1.5 civilians have been tragically killed.
She doesn't even bother linking the analysis. Is this a poorly thought out reddit comment that got too big for the character count?
for every Hamas combatant eliminated, approximately 1.5 civilians have been tragically killed
They're claiming that a full 40% of the 40,000+ deaths so far were combatants. What a coincidence that it's almost exactly the percentage you'd get if you counted every "military aged male" as a combatant.
"all men are terrorists and it's okay that 2/3rds of the casualties are women and children"
I see why you wouldn't like to an analysis that's supposed to help your point, if it's just "guilty until proven innocent".
[...]that have resulted in IDF soldiers firing on their own
skill issue
I would simply identify things before I started shooting at them.
one that is highly likely to have been built with the help of hundreds of millions of Western taxpayer money
NETANYAHU'S GOVERNMENT LITERALLY FUNDED HAMAS FOR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS 
YOU FUCKJING FUCK!!!1
Since when is "broadcast media" critical of Israel? Even when it tries to be "balanced" they always have to throw in stuff like mentioning "Hamas run health ministry" everytime they mention the death toll on civilians to stop Westerners looking too deep into it.
Lmao this can't be real.
It's like some sort of comical satire
If I was asked to write satire of a shameless zionist shill I wouldn't lay it on nearly this thick.
TIL famine is a slur
Just when coverage of Israel in much of the broadcast media couldn’t seem any more spiteful and misleading
Just like hogs, these zionist ghouls don't seem to fully understand the gulf between how good they have it and how poorly they should have it.
Pretty sure this toadstool was one of the very loudest voices saying “Corbyn is anti-semitic for thinking Palestinians should exist” back in 2019.
Folks, I'm gonna say the word 
"You are not covering this impartially!" says most biased woman in the world.
"You're not covering this properly also if you say that an entire group of people starving to death is a famine you're a bigot"
Deeply unserious worldview
The Telegraph is basically a tabloid right?
All UK “newspapers” are tabloids. No exceptions.
Isn't this the same person who wrote an article saying that teaching more maths in British schools is "literally 1984 China bad totalitarianism"
famine is the new f slur
is that one of the most evil people living in the world today? I mean, come on
No, these fucks are a dime a dozen, unfortunately.
Holy fuck what a smug picture
This woman has also written on Corbyn's (definitely real and not just a well documented smear-job) antisemitism. She's a certified Jew-defender, y'all.
Shut the fuck up zoe strimpel
Love to declare open season on an internal civilian population and then pat myself on the back when I haven't totally eradicated them yet
Fucking anglo ghouls in western hemisphere media disgust me the most gotta say.
This entire article is putting the cart before the horse because it cites 0 sources or evidence for any of it's arguments or claims. It's just vibes.