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That rock is so smooth and circular. I can't not pick it. I'm drawn to it.

Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.

Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.

I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it

Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.

Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for

sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.

I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good

I'm going rock so I can charge my phone.

I'll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.

Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.

Rock, that one is one in a million.

Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

Stick

I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.

I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish

I'm not greedy but I want a dataset of how it correlates with gender and sexuality of responders. The working hypothesis is very promising. I want it raw 𓁹‿𓁹

Rock is easier to store and I have too much bullshit already.

!stick@sh.itjust.works

But you could be fire.

Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥

The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc

I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.

You can also try to convince stick to be fire.

Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both

The wording is a bit open to ambiguity