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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This says more about the user with 7,000 opened tabs than anything about firefox

[–] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah there's no practical way to manage thousands of browser tabs in your workflow, that's just digital hoarding.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish we could resurrect his session just to see how many tabs were duplicates.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Or how much porn they were looking at

[–] amlor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

7470 tabs of porn, duh

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if you had a system that could ... the average mind isn't able to process and remember that many items of data ... there's a reason why they came up with seven digit phone numbers decades ago ... most people are capable of recalling on average about seven numbers in a sequence ... anything beyond that takes more training ... anything beyond about a hundred things takes years of memory training ... and anything beyond a thousand things is a one a million freak ability combined with training.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

O one one eight nine nine nine, eight eight one nine nine, nine one one nine seven two five.... three!

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everything in my bookmarks is to never be opened again because I just forget about it.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the advantage of bookmarks, yes.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago

Or session loss.

[–] dotslashme 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a developer, this use case is not even an edge case, it's a fringe use case.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

It's more a psychological case

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tabs are for sites you're currently browsing, not for archival.
There's bookmarks for that.

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Years ago I wiped a friends IE history with CCleaner.

She freaked out because it turned out she wasn't saving barely any favorites/bookmarks and was relying on the browser's history to "save" her visited websites.

[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I mean if it retained them for 2 years, that's pretty amazing on its own.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

They still have their history, that's functionality better than having over 7k tabs open.

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the Firefox appdata, there are session backup files. You can restore tabs by just renaming a few files. Don't ask me how I know.

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

They did do that, this article just sucks

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It wasn't over 9000, looks like the user has to start over again.

[–] Dreizehn@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Rookie numbers.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

What a fucking idiot

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought my friend having 100+ open was bad.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I often go through a late night browsing session and open up three or four Firefox windows with ten to 12 tabs in each .... but after about an hour it all just becomes too confusing and distracting. So I got in the habit of just nuking everything every hour or so. Just shutdown all of firefox and restart again.

If I found anything significant, then it was bookmarked, noted, turned into a PDF or documented some other way.

Stuff that had a bit of importance go into bookmarks, more important info is noted with the link, stuff that is very important is fully documented, linked and turned into pdf. Everything else is just forgotten because they weren't that important.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

So, a normal user, lol. I may reach 50ish during my "late night browsing" but close them once I'm done. I've fallen into the same 5 websites for everything habit.

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reguralary force myself to get a clean slate every few month when I cross 1k 😸

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Your poor RAM.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

While this might seem like a horror story for those who value their browsing tabs and history (and for systems with Chrome browsers), Hazel retrieved those tabs-of-treasure thanks to the X community explaining how to restore an old Firefox browsing session from the profiles cache.

Good news for her. But I must say that's not a healthy way to use a web browser. Even on my phone at about 50 Firefox tabs I will clear them all. If I was that crazy I would have 10 backup copies of the profiles cache file so I'd never lose it.

[–] BoneALisa@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are extensions for this sort of thing... i have probably 40 or 50 tabs stored in groups, but i use a tab group extension to allow me to store tabs based on context, and switch between them easily. Ive got my normal tabs, my shopping tabs, tabs for learning stuff for blender, programming tabs, all grouped off so i normally only ever have 10ish tabs open at a time.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

The article makes me think the user would have some sort of OCD about tabs.

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And I felt bad having a tab counter set on ":)"

[–] AnotherDirtyAnglo@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

...and nothing of value was lost...

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao just don't be doing that wth

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I use quite a decent amount of disk space with tab backups.

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

That reminds me, I need to close some tabs. I have...

Huh, 802 across five windows

[–] balootgaloot@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thought it was a Beaverton article. Ctrl + Shift + D from time to time people.

ETA: Make the bookmark folder name the days date.

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

OneTab for the love of all that's browser

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As ridiculous as this story is, Firefox does kill my tabs way too often. At least on my PCs.

[–] padjakkels@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Its the user,not firefox.

[–] Lightborne@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At first I misread it as "Firefox loser uses ...."

quickly realized that my misread also works.