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[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.

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[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I love cocaine so much

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

wixen tixar flixor

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Lisan al gaib!

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

[–] shuzuko@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that's not how it works right?".

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[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I think you're on to something....

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[–] dank953@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

ITT standard meth behavior

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[–] pb42184@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nine?

Amateur

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

Meth BcColl

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So basically going to play inscryption

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