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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] MarieFontenot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

If you upvote it you're a liberal too. Don't forget where we are.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I upbeared but I'm still a liberal wtf

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ohnoes i keep hitting upbear but nothing is happening wtf??????

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keep trying the more you hit it the more liberalism you purge from your body

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hitting the upbear button like raiden punching senator armstrong

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

:falcon-punch:

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

downbear i'm a hexbear user, of course i'm a lib

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I’m too honest to press it.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if I only upbeat the second of these two identical posts?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I'll tell you when you're older

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Guess I'm going to brunch then

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Was there a second volume to Mao's book i can't see this anywhere in the 11 things that are good to do

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Phew, thank god I upbeared this post otherwise I would be known as Libenico.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I upbeared before even checking the content of the post, that's how much of a liberal im not!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty based ngl

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

You saved yourself in time

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

and if you do upbear it, you're also a liberal

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Not taking that risk