The owner should be thankful for the free paint job that will keep his car from rusting. He parked it under a tree, that warranty is gone.
chapotraphouse
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He parked it under a tree, that warranty is gone.
"The damage to my roof isn't covered by the warranty?"
"That is correct. The warranty does not cover such damage."
"Why?"
"Analysis found amounts of bird feces and tree sap."
"You're kidding."
"No, I am not kidding. Please refer to the 'parking' section of your warranty."
"But how... Oh, I think I understand. If I park under a tree - it voids my warranty?"
"The word 'void' is incorrect butβ"
"That's fucking ridiculous!"
Without missing a beat "But analysis found amounts of bird feces and tree sap... Click." The Tesla customer service rep actually says the word click and then they hang up.
IncelCamino
lmao
SMH, reply guy going off about what it takes to etch high quality stainless steel (ymmv) for a truck that rusts when it rains.
Yeah, wouldn't it have been more effective to write it in Vaseline so that the "FUCK YOU" part is the only section that doesn't rust in the rain (EDIT: and/or mist from a spray bottle filled with pickle brine)?
Safety goggles as well. Would want to explain permanent eye damage while
owners day laborer lmao