this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Bad posting is surprisingly easier that good posting or even decent posting

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I just keep browsing all by accident and forget to subscribe to anything. Hexbear and its federated buddies is still reasonably sized such that it's easier to block comms you hate than subscribe to ones you like.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Beanis is all powerful don't resist

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"BREAKING: BAD POSTING is now GOOD POSTING" monkey-typewriter

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

breaking bad posting walter-shock

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This comm is just ten or fifteen people desperately trying to make each other laugh. shrug-outta-hecks

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Works for me

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't hurt me with this, im-vegan and put beanis in my mouth all the time.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Unchecked proliferation of intermediate ballsacktic beanis.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ll be honest, I just browse All most of the time, I don’t subscribe to much. Just a firehose of posts straight into my face, no filter.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not even subscribed. Shit just shows up for me.

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

genuine question for the chat

does subscribing actually do anything meaningful

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

My front page is set to "local" so subscriptions don't mean anything.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

everyone wants to shout into the void; noone wants to listen.