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Stop leaving the toilet seat up

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nobody is cuddling me and frankly you all need to do better and be better

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

:sambo: I know we have an emote for high speed hugs but I can't remember it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're all required to come play video games with me, you can use the mad catz controller.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to let me win or I'll cri

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please I'm so bad at Mario Kart

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I probably am too, haven't touch mk64 in eons.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only play single player games

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if we do the thing where we pass the controller when someone dies?

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

We should do thr thing where we each hold half the controller and have to work as a team

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I can only offer the disconnected player two controller

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'll make breakfast tomorrow! Who wants what?

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I would be okay with this

Transfemme cuddle pile in the bed, eggs and questioning allowed

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can't be mad at me

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This is an improvement over my current situation, so its a welcome change.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

heart-sickle

Our polycule comrade

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Dearest stinky owl, I have never once in my life left the toilet seat up, I'd never do that to you (or my wife) and I always sit to pee anyway. Hoping that whichever one of your (our?) other partners is leaving the seat up cuts that shit out meow-hug

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Stop leaving the toilet seat up

Hey, you knew what you were getting into. jetstream-troll

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Don't piss on the seat, piss on the floor

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago