Nobody is cuddling me and frankly you all need to do better and be better
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
:sambo: I know we have an emote for high speed hugs but I can't remember it
You're all required to come play video games with me, you can use the mad catz controller.
You have to let me win or I'll cri
Please I'm so bad at Mario Kart
I probably am too, haven't touch mk64 in eons.
I only play single player games
What if we do the thing where we pass the controller when someone dies?
We should do thr thing where we each hold half the controller and have to work as a team
I can only offer the disconnected player two controller
I'll make breakfast tomorrow! Who wants what?
I would be okay with this
Transfemme cuddle pile in the bed, eggs and questioning allowed
I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can't be mad at me
This is an improvement over my current situation, so its a welcome change.
Our polycule comrade
Dearest stinky owl, I have never once in my life left the toilet seat up, I'd never do that to you (or my wife) and I always sit to pee anyway. Hoping that whichever one of your (our?) other partners is leaving the seat up cuts that shit out
Stop leaving the toilet seat up
Hey, you knew what you were getting into.
Don't piss on the seat, piss on the floor
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