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[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We have no choice but to support genocide because drumf cheated on QuickBooks.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

cheated on QuickBooks

Aww fuk I'm howWling on the train

data-laughing

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He supports genocide and he doesn't know why, can't find a Fetterman

[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

He tweeted cringe while children bled, can't find a fetterman

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since uncommitted is losing its joementum after this scathing critique I hjave no choice but to change my vote to a write-in for "second stroke."

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Why is he amused? His party is losing, not mine.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

that ~~vote uncommitted/abandon~~ Biden thing isn't aging well lol

FTFY

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joining the war on strokes on the side of strokes

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Press the button, Julian Casablancas

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Smdh where is the CIA stroke gun when you need it?

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean of course this event fuels trumps campaign - it's an event that centers on trump. Is it helping him win votes relative to Biden? Who knows, we'll find out in the coming months

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Its 2024 and networks still give Trump a ton of live air time and most run of the mill Democrats still act like all of the bullshit they're throwing at him is going to stick somehow. When someone is given such a large platform all it can do is rally their supporters.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only thing I can say is they're giving air time about Trump, but not to him. God I want to hear him talk about this. But it's projecting himself that did Trump the most good, if he's being talked about but mostly silenced idk if it'll have the same effect

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

IDK. They had his reaction to the case on live TV, which gave him more than enough of a chance to speak to his followers and rile them up.

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the uncommitted movement is still going strong on tiktok

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

As strong as it can go with four states left lol

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I thought trump's sentencing would result in certain victory for genocide joe, my grandpa with alzheimer's is more coherent when he decides it's morning at 2am because he heard a noise

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Die in jorts, fucko

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Cloudx189@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is there a Punished Trump emoji yet? punished-bernie trump-yassified

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He’s talking about a primary that Biden isn’t going to lose anyway lol.

Why doesn’t brain damage bar you from public office, I’ll never know.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

At most it was a nominal primary, with no serious opposition.

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry if anyone reading this is suffering from depression. Please seek help if you haven't already.I hope you get better soon. That being said, I'm rooting for depression on this one.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If Trump is found guilty, we need to vote for Biden because Trump and his campaign is fueled by the verdict.

If Trump is found innocent, we need to vote for Biden because Trump is threatening the Democratic judicial system.