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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To prove how straight and manly I am, I will now criticize this video game character like I'm a catty mean girl.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is the weird intersection of internalized homophobic and liberal hypocritical behavior. It is super gay to be judgemental of women's bodies. Which is fine. It is super weird to try to untangle the normative emotions around this.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

MFs are literal caricatures, they unironically aspire to be the asshole jock from every 80’s teen movie.

Can’t wait to dust off the old insults of “prep” and “aberzombie” in the new culture war.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i mean, it's true. i always thought she was extremely hot. now i'm a girl lmao

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

chekmate gommies.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Crap, we gotta update the survey now.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas, nothing is more gay than being attracted to women

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

andrew tate is 37 with 4 kids

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm half-convinced these guys have managed to work each other up into a state where you could show them a picture of Soul Calibur 4 Ivy and they would say she wasn't booby enough

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

Hyper boob porn has seeped past rule 34 containment and infected your average straight's mind.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Proper character design according this dip

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Watch them complain that this is an “unchristian” design a couple years later and then the next thing will be calling for the restoration of the Haye’s code.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

To anyone not aware:

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Very generous

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blacksmithing should only be done fully nude

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By big burly men who look like absolute bears but are as clean and sleek as otters everywhere except their beards

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hentai and its consequences has been a disaster to the development of the g*mers brain.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Short stubby legs

When a mfer doesn't know how clothes work.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Or image cropping, for that matter. Complete lack of object permanence and extrapolation brain.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

The straights are not okay, holy shit. Is it getting worse?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Happy Pride month to this guy I guess

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 34 points 1 year ago

Elbow too pointy. 2/10 wouldn't bang.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will never get why the GOP calls for the restoration of the Haye’s code, but also wants to ban any design of female characters that doesn’t violate their “family values” stances.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It's just misogyny, whatever works as long as it is hateful towards women

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

WAIT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY PENIS

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This reminds me of those sarcastic "2/10 wouldn't bang" memes back in the day. I guess they were trying to warn us about this guy.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i don't think that's what cleavage means? doesn't it just mean yknow, visible boobs, which they are? isn't seeing the bottom which is obscured by a shirt called "underboob"?

[–] shuzuko@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago

He's complaining that she's wearing an undershirt - the orange "cleavage blocker" under her white partially unbuttoned shirt - and it is obscuring his view of the buttcrack cleavage he expects to be on display for him.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cleavage refers to the space between breasts, he's complaining how the undershirt is raising the neckline.

E) Or maybe he's just complaining that she has boobs and not bazongggggas perhaps I shouldn't give him that much credit.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She reminds me of Jinx from that League of Legends Arcane series. Who is she?

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gemma is the new forge character in the upcoming game Monster Hunter Wilds. A lot of reasonable suspicion that she's the grown up version of little miss forge from Monster Hunter 4U

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

...

The audience are going to sexualise her at both ages.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

small breasts

Sure bud.

Gamers should be banned

more reasons to support the DPRK

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

This is Skyrim modder levels of cringe

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

My first introduction to this character was people michael-crawl at the thought of being able to rip her model for porn purposes. This is wild to me. flowey-concern

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nose too buttony would not fuck

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Lmao her boobs are like the size of her face.

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