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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

THEY'RE DRINKING HIM cheeto-man

AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO DRINK ME

OH MY GooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is the orange drink wet sauce?

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's in Biden's sizzurp?

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] RION@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My man is taking a swig from his estus flask

[–] PbSO4@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

An undead favorite!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

frothingfash Mysterious orange drink!

brandon Gatorade

frothingfash Mysterious orange drink!!!

brandon Gatoraaaaade!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooown

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden: goes too far from a power socket

Main screen at the DNC: countdown

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

You’re thinking of Evangelion

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

ORANGE DRINK! (Said in an English accent by way of Bill Hicks)

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

You know..when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media to keep people stupid, ..my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink!

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Brandon sipping straight DayQuil

That's just stagnant water he collected from a rusty old bucket

[–] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

noooooo joe that's your piss bottle

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I didn't know adrinochrome was orange

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Drumpf tears xD

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] rio@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Thats adrenochrome mixed with electrolytes

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Orange drink bad (for your health)

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Dudes drinking sugar free Gatorade for the electrolytes. My grandfather does the same thing cuz he is old as shit and always dehydrated.