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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The feminine urge to hold two sets of tongs, one in each hand, and scuttle like a crab

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This grill ain't big enough for the two of us, pardner grillman

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I twirl anything and everything like a cowboy

And I do mean everything

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

ouch oof owie my fingers

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Spaghetti & Meatballs Western

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Still gotta click it after to make the movie sound cause you gotta click the hammer or pump a shotgun even if firing the first shot.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nicole Rafiee's "chronically online girl" series features a set of tongs for gesturing and emphasis, and every click fills me with life and energy ✨