fight in fascist army
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fight in different fascist army
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fight in third fascist army
lose
die
become the patron saint of reactionary reddit dorks
most respectable and accomplished fascist historical figure
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if thinking Nazis are Bad makes you a Tankie then fire up the diesel engine and spin up the drive sprockets because i'm ready to shit in a plastic box in a confined space with 2 to 4 other sweaty men while delivering Uncle Moustache's 
Red Justice 
to any bigot death cultist stupid enough to commit to the ideology of throwing infants onto bayonets 'to fight communism' and mass gassing people for having the wrong ethnicity or sexuality or ideas about workplace democracy
Wow, that sounds pretty violent. Have you tankies considered that violence makes you just as bad as the Nazis and the Soviets? 
god i will be as bad as the soviets if i have anything to say about it
In the final analysis Stalin's only failure was being a wimp
There's really only two reasons why someone would hate communism:
- You have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo because you benefit from it (either from a class or race perspective)
- You're really fucking stupid and easily propagandized.
Addendum to 1, you might hate communism because you committed a lot of crimes that you know your victims will get justice for if communists take power.
- You are a misanthrope whose lack of faith in humanity makes you think hierarchies must be maintained lest the plebs ruin everything. Not that this is mutually exclusive at all, ofc.
There is some tragedy in how the crux of anticommunism (in particular for working class anticommunists) is the mindset that it will always be hammers-and-nails; hence the assumption that communists are either cynical, envious tyrants-in-waiting who don't mean a word they say or the gullible, feeble-minded fools who follow them.
Fought for three different fascist countries.
Lost all 3 too
Get fucked loser
Super wholesome former nazi running a death squad program against civilians in vietnam 
Imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery it seems.
I wish these people got tortured in Vietnam with cartoonishly painful methods like they lie about while jerking off and crying when talking in their documentaries. Incredible that they went through all of this and the thing that gives them PTSD is hippies spitting on them which never even happened. I’m done with the “poor wittle working class drafted soldier” bullshit excuse.
I am 1,000,000% convinced that US vets in Vietnam did in fact experience extraordinary levels of PTSD - not from hippies spitting on them or even seeing their buddies get killed (happens in every war), but from all the crimes against humanity they committed against Vietnamese civilians.
Hey now, it did give us this license plate
Oh, this is what that TrueAnon T-shirt is referencing.
John Mccain’s arms were broken so badly he never jacked off again 😔
Telling some cud to his face that his dumas cuts uncle was lying to him was very satisfying
Törni died in a helicopter crash
I wish every reactionary a free helicopter ride honestly
I hope we can learn a way to bring this clown back from the dead so he can lose to the commies a fourth time
Criticizing israel: nazism, antisemitic
Celebrating a literal uniformed Nazi, fighting for multiple fascist governments, and getting buried next to jewish soldiers: wholesome
All I see is a 3 time loser, is this guy supposed to be an idol?
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I wish everyone in that thread celebrating that fascist a very :barbara-pit:
And sabaton have made a song about this guy, come on Sabaton..😞 I refuse to like this song (it's not even good), but come on guys, was it necessary to write this, at least in such a way?..
This isn't even the only song they've made that celebrates Nazis. Can't stand Sabaton.
:/
I see what you say..
4years ago I discovered Sabaton and they were ~the only band I used to listen to. Having lyrics that arent the typical love stories made a difference. They seem to be a rather rare mix of history and power metal (I think I tend to be attracted by "angry/powerful" music.) Plus, it made me even more interested in history. In ~1-2years I had listened to ~all their discography and even went to their concert (my first one🙃). Ever since I found many other bands and artists from various genres (with also the help of a friend) so my Sabaton intake has decreased (currently trying to find communist/anarchist greek rap, I have found at least one ~good band).
But, ughh, they have some bad songs, in a bad way. Soldier of 3 armies, ghost division, back in control and some others would probably be better if they didnt make them (they also seem to be a bit too proud of their Swedish history which I find kinda alarming). I kiiiinda get their excitement over powerful people and machines (even if I ~don't get excited about it), but they could choose something else to sing about. They tend to be "neutral", but they are the ones who choose the topics for each song.
On the other hand, in bismark, rise of evil, final solution etc. I find them to paint the nazis negatively which keep me from saying that they are nazis. I also really like all their anti-war/religion songs.
I'd like to see a kinda "leftist" version of them. I have a feeling that either they lean to the right or they don't want to voice any leftist opinions because they might lose a big part of their audience (I happen to know people who listen to them a lot and some have very strong leftist and others have right wing (even neo-nazi..) opinions). They give me some mixed signals with the songs they produce.
I try to keep their good stuff, but I keep having mixed feelings (especially if I am to go to another concert of theirs).
Sabaton actually only have one song and it's panzerkampf and they haven't released anything else
I don't think Sabaton are Nazis, but making songs that glorify the Wehrmacht is bad even in a ”neutral” way. You don't gotta hand it to the Nazis under any circumstances.
I'm biased in that I dislike power metal in general, though.
is bad even in a ”neutral” way
Yes, they give attention to anything they choose to talk about, so without critisism it can promote it. Plus, it takes attention from anything else they don't talk about.
Every single Sabaton fan I knew only listened to Sabaton