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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'ma be banging hot milfs, later losers

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay but after those milfs are going straight to jail

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the cost of doin business soviet-huff

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 14 points 1 year ago

We thank them for their sacrifice :rosa-salute:

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

party-rocking TIME FOR A MILF JAIL BREAK MFERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

We need BLeeM emotes. Maybe one of Bud Cubby and one of Brennan with a megaphone at the strikes screaming, “It’s not looting if it was fucking money to begin with.”

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is my definitive and final take on "age gap"; I refuse to police who women choose to fuck, and I refuse to listen to anyone who does.

I'm gonna police the fuck out of who everybody fucks and you can't stop me!

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You may want to add an exception to this take for age of consent related judging

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but a woman could choose to fuck a child, which is bad and should be judged

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"choose to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, oftentimes

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If you're over 20, you should be allowed to fuck whoever you want. I'm an adult, you're going to tell me I can't fuck this dilf or that milf? Ok liberal. The only exceptions have little to do with age, and has to do with specific power relationships, like a student and a professor, a client and an attorney, etc. As someone in their late 20s, I find a lot of older people hot, and I know my female peers also find 40 year men hot, so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think if you're a 20 year old who wants to fuck a 40 year old that's fine. I think if you're a 40 year old who wants to fuck a 20 year old....well...that's not a crime but....that's kinda gross.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

People 5 years younger than me look like actual children, IDK how anyone goes around getting horny for someone 20+ years younger than them

Well it's a crime now! volcel-judge

so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

Yes

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

my three-year younger wife: bloomer

me: gulaged

[–] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i have no idea who told me this but they were dead set on 4 years because "they should be someone you could have been in high school with"

and then proceeded to be like "well might be cringe if a freshmen was dating a senior" "or college sophmore and high school junior"

and yeah it all fell apart really fast

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

But at least it kind of makes sense, everybody at least has a chance to naturally be in the same peer groups and for general contact to develop into romantic/horny thoughts.

If the older person has to wait all day in the high school parking for the final bell to ring to get a date... seems like that's a bit much to tolerate.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear milfs: please impose your power dynamics on me

Sorry all the milfs are in jail now

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The true solution to the age gap discourse is the younger person needs to be the top. It balances out the equation on power imbalance

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dating starts at 14 got it

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's basically two highschool freshmen so yeah

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

And what would you do if a 13-yo asks out a 13-yo?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Does the inverse also count? Like you can't bag milfs that are older than (your age) * 2 - 7 ?

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm off by one

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Power dynamics

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

power dynamics?

seems pretty static to me

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But officer, what about the other person!

Rule applies to them too.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of you needs to get on a space craft flying near the speed of light until relative time dilation makes one of you older objectively and the other older subjectively.

[–] MovingThrowaway@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

This reeks of volcel psyop

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think the age gap discourse is important but nuanced

[–] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

13 years age difference here

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Logan's Cum