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Spoiler for you youngstersSix Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I see. Brace is the bionic woman right.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Pakistanis before Islamization.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that is a very well shaved sasquatch right there

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hexbears Bigfoot perversion never changes ooooooooooooooh

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit, beat me to the VB reference

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

brace-cowboy fastest idiot west of the mississippi

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James Bond and his girlfriend Pussy Galore.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Wrong answers only.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goku and Chi-Chi in the Netflix live action Dragonball adaptation

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

looking better than evolution already

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Jerry Seinfeild and a high schooler.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steve McChesthair and Sarah Watertap

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I've never admitted this on the net. But not only did I have Sarah Watertap's bikini poster on my wall - I had a big crush on her too for a very longtime. There - I said it - and I've been a subscriber to r/SarahWatertap for 14 years too. Burden lifted.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

St. Louis gun couple where they met at the 1972 Chamber of Exploitation 3rd fiscal quarter golf and afternoon orgy.

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

adjusting for the rising cost of medical care, that would be about $90 million in 2024

[–] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Great Value brand Agent 86 and Agent 99.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Captain Kirk & Captain Kirk (Reds!)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know what you mean but you made me laugh.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

we can rejelq him... we have the technology

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Volcel Police! This one right here!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(cw: reclaimed slur)
Lee Gayjors and Lindsay removedner

[–] duane_d_bathtub 3 points 1 year ago

My Mom and Dad.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Tony and carm

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Zardoz and Zardaz

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The High Jumpers.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Sergey Bubka meets Louise Ritter for secret rendezvous in Korean countryside, c.1988