The MAGAzines. Lots of people don't know this but they first named themselves the Neo-Übermenschen. But they had to drop the name because the third keyboardists girlfriend kept calling them the Neo-Übers and it made them feel like automobiles for hire.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Cruise Control and Steve

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Cover Your Drink

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Goon squad. But they're just a bunch of chronic masturbators.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

dont make fun of me my mom says i gotta wear this to church

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

shouldering past these dweebs while they all mutter "um" "h- hey, hey stop" "excuse...." and then just watch literally anybody walk up the stairs past them

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I could beat them up and I'm baby.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

doing finger guns in the pockets of your jacket and they all just sprint away as fast as possible

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Looking like the debut album cover from an obscure musical group, but a parody.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I wanted to make the title "Who are they? Wrong answers only." but I stared a thread on that theme less than an hour ago. Then I decided I could post it tomorrow but then I realized that would never work. By then it will have been totally joked out because it will have been posted at least three times.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I thought nike was woke 🤔

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

student film-ass characters

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

New Pet Shop Boys album dropped

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

Westoid boys

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

nazi-punching

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Looks like they're cosplaying what they think security looks like.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

This Breakfast Club remake fuckin sucks

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

nazi-punching oh boy they sure do look like they have fragile jaws. Be a shame if some comrades got together and tested that hypothesis.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

We're waitin' for our girlies to show up so we can cruise to the Cracker Barrel for our group date. Yeah - that's right - Cracker Barrel. Skews very white - just like us.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I'm built like a crack house and could take them out alone

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only guys above 6' they could find at the America First convention and Steve

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A group meeting before the formation

"We need one more guy."

"There aren't any other guys above 6'."

"Check again."

"No. I checked three times already. We gotta go with Steve."

All others in the group groan. "Fuck," somebody (maybe Mike?) quietly says.

"Yeah, I know. He's not your favorite guy. But he's almost one of us. And if not him - who?"

Resigned sighing.

The leader makes an executive decision "Steve it is then." He tries to sound like a tv narrator for a crime show. "We are complete. He's the final member of the Nick Fuentes' Security Unit."

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like white shirt and glasses is pulling for him

"C'mon guys, I know he fucked up getting snacks at the gas station but he's a good dude. Trust me, when some antifa asshole gets up in our faces you'll see what's up"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused now. I thought that was Steve? I thought he was the self-proclaimed "Lone wolfer" who had to stop calling himself a "lone wolf" because the other guys didn't like it and normies thought he was making a school shooter joke.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lol no Steve is the guy standing on the same step as the 3 other guys and clearly at least a foot shorter than the others

E) actually, sunglasses dork #3 might be on the step above now that I look at it.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

hamas-red-triangle

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Those are pianist hands, not thug hands.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

what new wave band is this?