Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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Tarantella Napoletana playing as I'm hacking into the cheese database
"And now for the secret ingredient!"
adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database
a loud knock on the door
"Polizio, open up!"
"Mama-mia! They're on to me!"
I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape
"How about them meatballs!?"
Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese
If you can't even tell the difference between a counterfeit cheese wheel and a real one, what are you doing with your life?
I wonder how much a thousand sand grain sized edible microchips are on AliExpress...
One thousand pack is $3.326 ($3.325 if you buy more than 1000x One thousand packs) and here's a $1 first purchase coupon
It's only parmesean if it's from the parmesean reggiono of Italy otherwise it's just sparkling romano.
Almost anything is edible if it's that small...