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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Well jokes on you dipshit doctors, guess whose imaginary fire emblem 8 romhack just had a cool ass plot twist big-cool

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What if your work is repetitive and boring and you have ADHD. Remaining present in the moment for that every day for hours is akin to torture

[–] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just wish i could sit down

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Sitting down and getting fired about it big-cool

[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Me and the neverending rave in my head:

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I used to envision I was at a luau but instead of something distasteful like a pig it was Bezos being roasted over an open fire with an apple in his mouth.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Do not dissociate at work. You're going to develop a headmate who thinks you're a lib.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I personally love staring into mirrors, you stare into a mirror long enough ~~the abyss stares back into you~~ you can make yourself trip and have fun illusions like out of body experiences. Jokes on you assholes, I just look like I'm here. Yea go talk to my duplicate (or even triplicate, its fun to play with) fool, while my real perception is half way across the store doin-your-mom

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

not sure if you're serious or not about the tripping part

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

downbear making me think of a cool imaginary FE8 romhack makes this a GOODpost

You its got a city of the dead in it bro its so cooo bro its got an armor knight that doesnt suck yoooo