On Thursday, Musk reposted a chart that claims Europe is suffering from a “fertility crisis,” saying “civilization may end with a bang or with a whimper (in adult diapers).”
27 children named R2D2 and he doesn't raise any of them
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What can't a feller father 200 bastard children who will fight a war against one another over who gets the keys to the empire? I'm just now receiving word, I am also an illegitimate child of Musk.
He's doing his part to combat wealth inequality, just like Sam Walton did. Instead of having one or two kids who become the richest people in the world, instead have a dozen kids and each of them can be the 20th richest person in the world.
Modern gavelkind in action.
Musk: "end of a long day, time to deluge a female employee with increasingly desperate text messages"
Elon - "I work 20 hours day." In reality he works for ~15 minutes and then spends 8 hours texting and sexting.
He banned someone from twitter for pointing out he couldn't be very important as a CEO if he can be CEO of several companies at once
I like how he's effectively still the CEO of Twitter and does whatever he wants. Meanwhile nobody pays attention to the nominal CEO unless there are jokes.
When he took over twitter I saw an article about his management style at Tesla - that being managers finding ways to stop him involving himself in actually running the company.
Billionaires are so self obsessed they literally think their presence is a gift to the point they consider existing a service they're providing.
drake defenders 
elon stans
Late-stage capitalism really has this neo-feudalistic feel, where the Kings and Lords (Musk etc) have a bunch of concubines with bastard children who have claims to the throne or whatever. Fuckin weird timeline.
It's become trendy for the 1% to have 3+ kids again. Like rich women hit 35 and then have 4 kids over the next 8 years. Now that the average person can't afford kids, they've become a status symbol.
drake influence going crazy
The Sabrina's Secret Life intro, but it's Elon's Secret Child
The volcel police need to send in their elite team and neutralize him
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Woop woop it's the sound of da police
man gets his theory from Kanye and his praxis from Drake
hypernautilism
It's me, I am the child
For such an unfuckable nerd he still seems to manage to get laid alot.
Oh. That's right. Money.
patriarchy and capitalism were literally invented to get the most unfuckable men on the planet laid
Money
Yes, coercion… I’m sure many times it’s not even monetary.
Deadbeat motherfucker playing border patrol