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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Still love me truck, mlord

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

These things shouldn't be street legal.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Profile of the guy who posted the original video seems like the main demographic for Cybertrucks.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crazy how a few years ago, teslas were bernie bros cars

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

unlimited genocide on this person specifically

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the xbox logo looking symbol?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

They genuinely deserve to be scammed of every penny that they own, holy shit

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Shareholders are the dumbest people on earth, lmao. "This dude tanked the stock and is actively destroying the company by laying off entire departments. Let's bankrupt the company to give him a massive bonus!"

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

that's insane

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Had to squint to see the incel Camino lol

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vandalising these pieces of shit would be doing a public service

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

me walking around with a high powered UV light, backpack full of lantern batteries, and a large stencil with some rude language waiting for my chance

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Heh who needs brakes those are for pansies. I'm an epic whiskey bacon gentlesir and my cybertruck only goes FAST and FASTER.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

#PATRIOTWARRIOR is definitely a hashtag that cool people use, so I would give him SOME RESPECT

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I love it when a 3 metric ton truck accelerates on its own.

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

This works great in conjunction with the pedal recall.

The unfixed cybertrucks WILL be off the streets.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugly, falls apart, and randomly tries to kill you?

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

the united states?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

'Move fast and break things'

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Live reaction

Seriously, if you have throttle by wire, there's no reason to allow contact to both pedals. People have died due to this.

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

still love the truck tho

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Schrodinger's Break Pedal