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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone's head off.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The solution: no human contact.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then your life is on contract

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know?

It's just one of those days.

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From what I've heard, it's all about the he says, she says bullshit

Think you better quit letting shit slip...

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released "one of those days"

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago

Just one of those days.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

We have CGP Grey at home...

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By ripping someone's head off

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

no human contact

should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted

[–] textik@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But just look at this brief period following "every" when everything was less fucked and everyone sucked less! If only we could recapture that particular moment!

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

prageru be like

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.

[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Someone discovered the dialectic of individual and society