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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, I do hate myself, and I do hate liberals, so it checks out

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I'd vote for Obama a third time if I could.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Who's the lib now?

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

speech-r

  • literally every liberal ever
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

On my way to brunch

[–] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry, but I will not be doing that

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I voted for a woman who stanned Mao Zedong on national television surrounded by tory ghouls and still retains her seat.

I am the least liberal here.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I voted...

I am the ... liberal here

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Finally a chance to Liberalpost!

"“The vessel of Revolution can arrive at port only on a sea reddened by torrents of blood.” -famous liberal.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I think we should vote for a strong electable candidate who can reach across the isles, like Mike Pence.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

i would never

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Damn it I wanted to be first in line to post but there's already comments here. I'm late but I will still post.

I love liberalism. I have a shrine for hillary clinton. She is the only president in my eyes. Bernie bro misogynistic commies colluded with russia, china and other AUTHORITARIAN countries with no rights to stop her. Thats why she lost. I hope she wins in november to make sure democracy stays. If we allow trump to win, that's how you get stalinist regimes that take away rights. We need sensible moderate nuance centrist that can support israel and save rights. And that person is hillary.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Liberal with mt use of MAYO on my borgers

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I liberally apply seasoning to my food if that counts

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

No time, must grill.